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If you are the mayor of a city Don't get filmed smoking crack

If you are the mayor of a city Don't get filmed smoking crack Actual Advice Mallard
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If you live in a city and park on the street Check your car every day. You might be accruing parking tickets.

If you live in a city and park on the street Check your car every day. You might be accruing parking tickets. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're in a serious relationship delete your old texts

if you're in a serious relationship delete your old texts Actual Advice Mallard
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If you've ever complained that women only date assholes Remember: people date the people they think they deserve.

If you've ever complained that women only date assholes Remember: people date the people they think they deserve. Actual Advice Mallard
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Parents should record their children when they are Young When they watch it when they get older it makes them remember the old times and really cheer them up.

Parents should record their children when they are Young When they watch it when they get older it makes them remember the old times and really cheer them up. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're using a shared computer don't forget to logout

if you're using a shared computer don't forget to logout Actual Advice Mallard
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Ask her "is it alright if I pay for your meal?" Feminist types won't get offended and it'll make you look like even more of a gentleman

Ask her
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Drink water So you don't become dehydrated

Drink water So you don't become dehydrated Actual Advice Mallard
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wash your pots and pans right after you are done cooking the heat in combination with the soap will make the grime slide right off, and you can use the hot stove top as a turbo drying rack.

wash your pots and pans right after you are done cooking the heat in combination with the soap will make the grime slide right off, and you can use the hot stove top as a turbo drying rack. Actual Advice Mallard
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Just a friendly reminder Mother's day is on Sunday, May 12. If you haven't thought of a gift yet, then you should start NOW

Just a friendly reminder Mother's day is on Sunday, May 12. If you haven't thought of a gift yet, then you should start NOW Actual Advice Mallard
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