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When selecting a shopping cart at the store Bring one in from the parking lot. it is less likely to be noisy as most people ditch those in the store. Plus you are helping out the cart pusher.

When selecting a shopping cart at the store Bring one in from the parking lot. it is less likely to be noisy as most people ditch those in the store. Plus you are helping out the cart pusher. Actual Advice Mallard
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A man who doesn't spend time with his family Is no man at all

A man who doesn't spend time with his family Is no man at all Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep an extra pair of underwear at work Pooping your pants happens to everyone at some point

Keep an extra pair of underwear at work Pooping your pants happens to everyone at some point Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't always assume you need to park at the front of a parking lot. Some people need to carry heavy music equipment in from there and you make their jobs pure hell.

Don't always assume you need to park at the front of a parking lot. Some people need to carry heavy music equipment in from there and you make their jobs pure hell. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you are going to make a "U" turn at an intersection Turn from the far side so someone "U" turning from the opposite direction can also see cars coming

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new to reddit? the rape sloth isn't funny

new to reddit? the rape sloth isn't funny Actual Advice Mallard
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Father's Day is tomorrow

Father's Day is tomorrow Actual Advice Mallard
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If somebody mentions a specific sports team and you don't know what sport they play Try to substitute the team name for the word "sports"

If somebody mentions a specific sports team and you don't know what sport they play Try to substitute the team name for the word
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if you get locked outside your house don't call a locksmith, just break the door down. its more fun and a new door will cost as much as a lock smith

if you get locked outside your house don't call a locksmith, just break the door down. its more fun and a new door will cost as much as a lock smith Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't pee directly onto urinal cakes people will know what the little splash marks on your pants are

Don't pee directly onto urinal cakes people will know what the little splash marks on your pants are Actual Advice Mallard
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