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If you suffer from cluster headaches Take LSD or mushrooms

If you suffer from cluster headaches Take LSD or mushrooms  Actual Advice Mallard

when visiting china and witnessing an accident don't stop! don't help!

when visiting china and witnessing an accident don't stop! don't help!  Actual Advice Mallard

Irritated private area after shaving pubic hair? Have oral sex with someone. The saliva will soothe the area and prevent infection.

Irritated private area after shaving pubic hair? Have oral sex with someone.  The saliva will soothe the area and prevent infection.  Actual Advice Mallard

cant find someone to help you in an electronics store? Stand next to a giant tv, look at the price tag, and push it over. you will definitely get their attention.

cant find someone to help you in an electronics store? Stand next to a giant tv, look at the price tag, and push it over. you will definitely get their attention.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are not blind and wear sunglasses while you're inside you are a douchebag

if you are not blind and wear sunglasses while you're inside you are a douchebag  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't want an entire meme just for useful tips? /r/LifeProTips already has all of them

Don't want an entire meme 
just for useful tips? /r/LifeProTips already
has all of them  Actual Advice Mallard

Need something to use for this meme? go to r/lifehack

Need something to use for this meme? go to r/lifehack  Actual Advice Mallard

Shit you should already know But are too stupid to figure out

Shit you should already know But are too stupid to figure out   Actual Advice Mallard

Use a hairdryer to remove steam off yout bathroom mirror to get it clean without streaks

Use a hairdryer to remove steam off yout bathroom mirror to get it clean without streaks  Actual Advice Mallard

When making a duck call, point it down to reflect it off the water I'm conflicted about this one

When making a duck call, point it down to reflect it off the water I'm conflicted about this one  Actual Advice Mallard
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