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To avoid heartburn, have a dose of pepto bismol before going on a bender

To avoid heartburn, have a dose of pepto bismol before going on a bender Actual Advice Mallard
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Hey got any grapes?

Hey got any grapes? Actual Advice Mallard
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Want fresh french fries from McDonalds? ask for unsalted fries, they have to make a new batch

Want fresh french fries from McDonalds? ask for unsalted fries, they have to make a new batch Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't eat at KFC

Don't eat at KFC Actual Advice Mallard
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before opening produce bags at the grocery store touch some wet produce

before opening produce bags at the grocery store touch some wet produce Actual Advice Mallard
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When dining at a chinese restaurant Never order a coke

When dining at a chinese restaurant Never order a coke Actual Advice Mallard
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if you notice that a girl you know has had her hair done compliment her no matter how you actually feel about it, she will remember.

if you notice that a girl you know has had her hair done compliment her no matter how you actually feel about it, she will remember. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't spend your whole day trying to get karma it's worthless

Don't spend your whole day trying to get karma it's worthless Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're lazy when cooking, wash all vegetables and fruit when you get home before you put them away you save time and keep your fridge cleaner longer

If you're lazy when cooking, wash all vegetables and fruit when you get home before you put them away you save time and keep your fridge cleaner longer Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't worry Be happy!

Don't worry Be happy! Actual Advice Mallard
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