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got a cold? have a curry it clears your sinuses

got a cold? have a curry it clears your sinuses Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to impress a lady hold doors open for her

if you want to impress a lady hold doors open for her Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a lunch to take with you to work or school put your keys next to it in the fridge so you won't forget

If you have a lunch to take with you to work or school put your keys next to it in the fridge so you won't forget Actual Advice Mallard
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In a pinch and need some AAA batteries? Carefully open a 9 volt battery. The cells inside can be used as AAA batteries.

In a pinch and need some AAA batteries? Carefully open a 9 volt battery. The cells inside can be used as AAA batteries. Actual Advice Mallard
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want to keep sticky rice sticky? splash a fair amount of water on it before reheating in the microwave

want to keep sticky rice sticky? splash a fair amount of water on it before reheating in the microwave Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're walking out at night in a place where you will get robbed or beaten Don't

If you're walking out at night in a place where you will get robbed or beaten Don't Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want to be embarrassed when buying something? Use the self-checkout

Don't want to be embarrassed when buying something? Use the self-checkout Actual Advice Mallard
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To ripen you avocados faster but them in a brown paper bag even faster with another piece of fruit. Trapped ethylene gas will cause quicker ripening

To ripen you avocados faster but them in a brown paper bag even faster with another piece of fruit. Trapped ethylene gas will cause quicker ripening Actual Advice Mallard
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People who see a tip jar with money already in it will be more likely to tip

People who see a tip jar with money already in it will be more likely to tip Actual Advice Mallard
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Having trouble getting karma? bitch about it, and hope others feel the same

Having trouble getting karma? bitch about it, and hope others feel the same Actual Advice Mallard
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