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If you need to go to the bathroom during a movie go during the chase scene, you won't miss key plot points

If you need to go to the bathroom during a movie go during the chase scene, you won't miss key plot points  Actual Advice Mallard

remove tape residue with tape

remove tape residue with tape  Actual Advice Mallard

ice cream is too frozen to scoop out? Put the spoon under hot water for a couple seconds.

ice cream is too frozen to scoop out? Put the spoon under hot water for a couple seconds.  Actual Advice Mallard

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Don't take advice from a mallard

Don't take advice from a mallard  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need to take a big poop in public you can silence it by putting toilet paper in the bowl under it

If you need to take a big poop in public you can silence it by putting toilet paper in the bowl under it  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're a girl dont go anywhere ever

if you're a girl dont go anywhere ever  Actual Advice Mallard

If Imgur is overloaded add ".jpg" to the url

If Imgur is overloaded add

Had to buy a looseleaf textbook? poke holes in the shrinkwrap where the binder clips go, then take the shrinkwrap off once you put it in the binder

Had to buy a looseleaf textbook? poke holes in the shrinkwrap where the binder clips go, then take the shrinkwrap off once you put it in the binder  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a nosebleed? Use a tampon, it will absorb a lot more than a Kleenex or toilet paper.

Have a nosebleed? Use a tampon, it will absorb a lot more than a Kleenex or toilet paper.  Actual Advice Mallard
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