Advice God

Says the only way to salvation is accepting Christ Allows you to be born in an indigenous tribe that will never hear about him

Says the only way to salvation is accepting Christ Allows you to be born in an indigenous tribe that will never hear about him  Advice God

Make sex really awesome Forbid it

Make sex really awesome Forbid it  Advice God

Craft ears so humans can enjoy music FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

Craft ears so humans can enjoy music FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY  Advice God

Makes A Man before even thinking about making a woman Gives man nipples

Makes A Man before even thinking about  making a woman Gives man nipples  Advice God

Sees you worshipping other gods Gives you genital warts and kills your first born

Sees you worshipping other gods Gives you genital warts and kills your first born  Advice God

Run for president! Lol. Never said you'd win.

Run for president! Lol.
Never said you'd win.  Advice God

allows millions in africa to starve is concerned about what you do with your genitals

allows millions in africa to starve is concerned about what you do with your genitals  Advice God

video recorders are invented no more miracles happen

video recorders are invented no more miracles happen  Advice God

i created the whole universe from nothing adam, i need one of your ribs to make eve

i created the whole universe from nothing adam, i need one of your ribs to make eve  Advice God

kills, rapes, allows hunger, death, starvation, AIDS and genocide best described as mysterious

kills, rapes, allows hunger, death, starvation, AIDS and genocide best described as mysterious  Advice God
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