Advice God

kills, rapes, allows hunger, death, starvation, AIDS and genocide best described as mysterious

kills, rapes, allows hunger, death, starvation, AIDS and genocide best described as mysterious  Advice God

Preaches about forgiveness All human ever born must suffer because one man ate a fruit from wrong tree 10'000 years ago

Preaches about forgiveness All human ever born must suffer because one man ate a fruit from wrong tree 10'000 years ago  Advice God

"Let there be light" God tried to say, but no sound came out since he only created the atmosphere later that day

knows the future gets angry about stuff that happens

knows the future gets angry about stuff that happens  Advice God

Allows people to live to the age of 900 stop doing so after people start recording birth dates

Allows people to live to the age of 900 stop doing so after people start recording birth dates  Advice God

I'll give this guy intelligence, wit, and decent looks. Oh and I better not forget to make him socially awkward.

I'll give this guy intelligence, wit, and decent looks. Oh and I better not forget to make him socially awkward.  Advice God

Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder, adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance. not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple

Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder,  adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance.  not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple  Advice God

Gives man free will kills them for not using it as he wanted

Gives man free will kills them for not using it as he wanted  Advice God

Creates irrefutable evidence of evolution Condemns you for believing it

Creates irrefutable evidence of evolution Condemns you for believing it  Advice God

Gives you amazing social skills with women makes you gay

Gives you amazing social skills with women makes you gay  Advice God
Like us for More!