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marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail

marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail Advice Homer
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IF SOMETHING's hard to do then it's not worth doing

IF SOMETHING's hard to do then it's not worth doing Advice Homer
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Asked what religion he is 'you know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life...Christianity!'

Asked what religion he is 'you know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life...Christianity!' Advice Homer
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If your're not supposed to eat cows why are they made of food?

If your're not supposed to eat cows why are they made of food? Advice Homer
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just remember this advice trying is the first step towards failure

just remember this advice trying is the first step towards failure Advice Homer
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Getting out of jury duty is easy The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races

Getting out of jury duty is easy The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races Advice Homer
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100 people die per hour while driving? Better drive faster

100 people die per hour while driving? Better drive faster Advice Homer
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Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals Except the weasel

Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals Except the weasel Advice Homer
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The problem with relationships is communication... too much communication

The problem with relationships is communication... too much communication Advice Homer
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always remember Trying is the first step to failure.

always remember Trying is the first step to failure. Advice Homer
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