Advice Homer

if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such

if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such  Advice Homer

To alcohol.The cause of, and solution to. All of lifes problems

To alcohol.The cause of, and solution to.    All of lifes problems  Advice Homer

The best kind of work is work done at the last minute

The best kind of work  is work done at the last minute   Advice Homer

Children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

Children are our future.  Unless we stop them now.   Advice Homer

I'm in no condition to drive Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

I'm in no condition to drive Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!  Advice Homer

Trying is the first step towards failure

Trying is the first step towards failure  Advice Homer

Beer The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems

Beer The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems   Advice Homer

When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose it's how drunk you get

When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose it's how drunk you get
  Advice Homer

Whatever your best at There is always about a million people better than you at it.

Whatever your best at There is always about a million people better than you at it.   Advice Homer

If something goes wrong at work blame the guy who can't speak English

If something goes wrong at work blame the guy who can't speak English  Advice Homer
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