Advice Kvothe

Need to improve your social image? Get caught on a roof, naked, with a professor, in a lightning storm.

Need to improve your social image? Get caught on a roof, naked, with a professor, in a lightning storm.  Advice Kvothe

Youngest student to the the university pay you tell them they need to

Youngest student to the the university pay you  tell them they need to  Advice Kvothe

go on a one-term break to get yourself a patron, shipwreck, lose everything save your lute, find your way into the maer's court dressed with rags: impress him; tell him he is being poisoned, gain his trust, try to prove it, lose his trust, prove it, gain

go on a one-term break to get yourself a patron, shipwreck, lose everything save your lute, find your way into the maer's court dressed with rags: impress him; tell him he is being poisoned, gain his trust, try to prove it, lose his trust, prove it, gain   Advice Kvothe

Teacher tries to make an example out of you? Set him on fire

Teacher tries to make an example out of you? Set him on fire  Advice Kvothe

Still a Virgin? Sleep with a sex-fairy.

Still a Virgin? Sleep with a sex-fairy.  Advice Kvothe

Need to intimidate a school bully? Set his room on fire.

Need to intimidate a school bully? Set his room on fire.  Advice Kvothe

Need to pass entrance exams? Cheat.

Need to pass entrance exams? Cheat.  Advice Kvothe

Martial arts teacher beat you with a willow twig Give them a fucking bigger tree branch and tell them to go ahead

Martial arts teacher beat you with a willow twig Give them a fucking bigger tree branch and tell them to go ahead     Advice Kvothe

Girl of your dreams? tell her the song she made is shit and don't see her for months

Girl of your dreams? tell her the song she made is shit and don't see her for months     Advice Kvothe

A bully don't always destroy my lute but when he do I swindle him for money trice the price and breaks his arm with the wind

A bully don't always destroy my lute but when he do I swindle him for money trice the price and breaks his arm with the wind  Advice Kvothe
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