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Need to get rid of an obsessive clingy sex addict? Convince her that you're leaving to write a song about her and "promise" that you'll come back

Need to get rid of an obsessive clingy sex addict? Convince her that you're leaving to write a song about her and
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Comes to lashing Higher than a Motherfucker

Comes to lashing Higher than a Motherfucker Advice Kvothe
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Having difficulty with foreign idioms? don't put a spoon in your eye over it

Having difficulty with foreign idioms? don't put a spoon in your eye over it Advice Kvothe
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In trouble with your school authorities? Convince them that what you did was not only allowed by the teacher but proof that you should be promoted to a more advanced title

In trouble with your school authorities? Convince them that what you did was not only allowed by the teacher but proof that you should be promoted to a more advanced title Advice Kvothe
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I don't always see the girl of my dreams... but when I do my words come out in groups of seven.

I don't always see the girl of my dreams... but when I do my words come out in groups of seven. Advice Kvothe
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Let's talk to that tree It won't hurt anyone

Let's talk to that tree It won't hurt anyone Advice Kvothe
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Killed a dragon. Did a sex fairy I'm a rock star. Eat it, Potter

Killed a dragon. Did a sex fairy I'm a rock star. Eat it, Potter Advice Kvothe
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I could do some badass sympathy if i had a good link marten, may i use your dead? Caption 3 goes here

I could do some badass sympathy if i had a good link marten, may i use your dead? Caption 3 goes here Advice Kvothe
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Take a one year vacation shipwrecked, lose everything, survive thanks to your lute, lie to a nobleman to gain access to the castle, impress the maer, tell him he's being poisoned, gain his trust, lose his trust, gain his trust again, save his live, save y

Take a one year vacation shipwrecked, lose everything, survive thanks to your lute, lie to a nobleman to gain access to the castle, impress the maer, tell him he's being poisoned, gain his trust, lose his trust, gain his trust again, save his live, save y Advice Kvothe
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Meddles with dark powers. Summons demons. Eats the entire little cheese, including the rind.

Meddles with dark powers. Summons demons. Eats the entire little cheese, including the rind. Advice Kvothe
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