Advice Kvothe

Perfectly good door to room Scale the outside cause you can

Perfectly good door to room Scale the outside cause you can      Advice Kvothe

Need some new clothing? Convince a tailor you're a spoiled noble.

Need some new clothing? Convince a tailor you're a spoiled noble.  Advice Kvothe

Just killed a little rebel army with lightning and slept with a sex fairy Not a good enough story: Add some taborlin the great

Just killed a little rebel army with lightning and slept with a sex fairy Not a good enough story: Add some taborlin the great  Advice Kvothe

entire family killed by the chandrian? doesn't recognize them the next time.

entire family killed by the chandrian? doesn't recognize them the next time.  Advice Kvothe

Waiting for the next Song of Ice and Fire? Bitch please.

Waiting for the next Song of Ice and Fire? Bitch please.  Advice Kvothe

surronded by deadly warriors and facing a tree of flying daggers? pfft your lucky i don't pee on your tree

surronded by deadly warriors and facing a tree of  flying daggers?  pfft your lucky i don't pee on your tree  Advice Kvothe

He has stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. He burned down the town of Trebon. He has spent the night with Felurian and left with both his sanity and his life. He was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed

He has stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. He burned down the town of Trebon. He has spent the night with Felurian and left with both his sanity and his life. He was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed  Advice Kvothe

"Always call a whore 'a lady'." Calls the love of his life 'a lady' as well.

Learn combat from a babe that is a master of body motion Top that by showing her what you learned from a sex fairy Leave.. Become a legend

Learn combat from a babe that is a master of body motion Top that by showing her what you learned from a sex fairy Leave.. Become a legend  Advice Kvothe

Everything he owns is stolen Pays for free shoes

Everything he owns is stolen Pays for free shoes  Advice Kvothe
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