Anti-Joke Chicken

What did the Make-A-Wish foundation give the boy that was sick? Cancer. They gave him fucking cancer.

What did the Make-A-Wish foundation give the boy that was sick? Cancer. They gave him fucking cancer.  Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you get a clow off a swing? Chop his limbs off with an axe.

How do you get a clow off a swing? Chop his limbs off with an axe.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did i cross the road? Because I wanted to die

Why did i cross the road? Because I wanted to die  Anti-Joke Chicken

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? You wouldn't believe how happy I am to be out of the house!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? You wouldn't believe how happy I am to be out of the house!  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a truck and died a slow and painful death

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a truck and died a slow and painful death  Anti-Joke Chicken

:Sally fell off the swing because she had no arms :knock knock :who's their :not sally <3

:Sally fell off the swing because she had no arms :knock knock :who's their :not sally <3  Anti-Joke Chicken

Where did the ethiopian go during the boston marathon. Everywhere

Where did the ethiopian go during the boston marathon.  Everywhere  Anti-Joke Chicken

Your mom is so fat that she is probably at risk of developing cardiovascular disease

Your mom is so fat that she is probably at risk of developing cardiovascular disease  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did Amelia erheart go missing? Because she wasnt in the kitchen.

Why did Amelia erheart go missing? Because she wasnt in the kitchen.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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