Asexual Cake

"Asexual people are so cold and think they're better than everyone else." Translation: "I wish I wasn't such an insecure loser who has to use my dick or pussy to get attention!"

now an expert on cellular biology thanks to all those questions about reproduction

now an expert on cellular biology thanks to all those questions about reproduction  Asexual Cake

Cake is Yummy Just look at that pretty thing

Cake is Yummy Just look at that pretty thing  Asexual Cake

I'd like a piece of that

 I'd like a piece of that  Asexual Cake

Oh you're asexual? You must be a slut shamer

Oh you're asexual? You must be a slut shamer  Asexual Cake

Imagine having sex with an attractive stranger "this is boring"

Imagine having sex with an attractive stranger

Not interested in sex able to accomplish so much more

Not interested in sex able to accomplish so much more  Asexual Cake

"You're not asexual - that's called being a woman." OMG, I just bingo-ed!

not actually sure what sexual attraction feels like

not actually sure what sexual attraction feels like   Asexual Cake

Attacking a group based on their sexuality is bad Unless you're asexual

Attacking a group based on their sexuality is bad Unless you're asexual  Asexual Cake
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