Asexual Cake

Attacking a group based on their sexuality is bad Unless they're asexual

Attacking a group based on their sexuality is bad Unless they're asexual  Asexual Cake

friend of the opposite gender starts hitting on you not again

friend of the opposite gender starts hitting on you not again  Asexual Cake

oh are you having cake

oh are you having cake   Asexual Cake

talk to mom about your asexuality she wants to get your hormones tested

talk to mom about your asexuality she wants to get your hormones tested   Asexual Cake

tells friend your asexual "i could change that" {NOT...}

tells friend your asexual

CAKE FACT #214: Can't have it And eat it too

CAKE FACT #214:
Can't have it And eat it too  Asexual Cake

Do you know what I like the most? Suckin down on farts

Do you know what I like the most? Suckin down on farts  Asexual Cake

Hot guy starts making out with you Gets bored and watches Monty Python over his shoulder

Hot guy starts making out with you Gets bored and watches Monty Python over his shoulder   Asexual Cake

Jessica Thanks for making my day so special. I know it was all your idea because Alyson forgot my birthday last year. Ms. Martin

Jessica Thanks for making my day so special. I know it was all your idea because Alyson forgot my birthday last year.
Ms. Martin  Asexual Cake

Asexuals don't understand sexuality at all... tell me again how my book of erotica was the hottest and dirtiest piece of smut you ever read!

Asexuals don't understand sexuality at all... tell me again how my book of erotica was the hottest and dirtiest piece of smut you ever read!  Asexual Cake
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