Aspie Wolf

Hipsters, stop trying to dress like aspies. You'll never be as good at it as us.

Hipsters, stop trying to dress like aspies. You'll never be as good at it as us.  Aspie Wolf

Tries to talk about Asperger's Syndrome in class. Immature idiots only hear "Ass Burgers."

Tries to talk about Asperger's Syndrome in class. Immature idiots only hear

Social reservations? A comfort zone? You call that tact? I call it dishonesty.

Social reservations? A comfort zone? You call that tact? I call it dishonesty.  Aspie Wolf

You give me a lecture. I correct your grammar in my head, ignoring the content, until you're finished.

You give me a lecture. I correct your grammar in my head, ignoring the content, until you're finished.  Aspie Wolf

Why is everyone crying? It's just a movie.

Why is everyone crying? It's just a movie.  Aspie Wolf

Upon losing virginity I've never felt this good after getting three hours of exercise before.

Upon losing virginity I've never felt this good after getting three hours of exercise before.  Aspie Wolf

Watches jaws Gets annoyed with the idiotic arguments, and starts hoping the shark wins.

Watches jaws Gets annoyed with the idiotic arguments, and starts hoping the shark wins.  Aspie Wolf

Can't make $100 last for three days Manages to live off of $20 for three months

Can't make $100 last for three days Manages to live off of $20 for three months  Aspie Wolf

Goes outside to do some gardening with secatures, shovel and gloves Family comes out three hours later to find me digging holes, finding worms, playing in the dirt and cutting individual blades of grass

Goes outside to do some gardening with secatures, shovel and gloves Family comes out three hours later to find me digging holes, finding worms, playing in the dirt and cutting individual blades of grass  Aspie Wolf

Don't worry, when you figure that joke out in two days... You'll think I'm the funniest man alive.

Don't worry, when you figure that joke out in two days... You'll think I'm the funniest man alive.  Aspie Wolf
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