Aspie Wolf

I'm slow with shoelaces and buttons. You're slow at thinking.

I'm slow with shoelaces and buttons. You're slow at thinking.  Aspie Wolf

Sees high-functioning "sociopathic" protagonists like Dexter and Sherlock. Thinks they're not sociopaths, but are actually aspies.

Sees high-functioning

Thinks of Mycroft Holmes As the douchebag/idiot brother he never had.

Thinks of Mycroft Holmes As the douchebag/idiot brother he never had.  Aspie Wolf

I secretly hope that my girlfriend's father reads my page, just to so he sees how annoyed his outdated and ridiculous behavior has made me.

I secretly hope that my girlfriend's father reads my page, just to so he sees how annoyed his outdated and ridiculous behavior has made me.  Aspie Wolf

You have a problem with me? I'd fix it if I could tell what it was.

You have a problem with me? I'd fix it if I could tell what it was.  Aspie Wolf

Says "We should go out." gets called a stalker creep. Says "I'm gonna kidnap you and take you home with me." Gets date, and is puzzled...

Says

Is being trolled by an idiot who can't spell Asperger's. Doesn't clam up, let's the moron have it, including the bit about the spelling.

Is being trolled by an idiot who can't spell Asperger's. Doesn't clam up, let's the moron have it, including the bit about the spelling.  Aspie Wolf

Gets in shower to think Gets out an hour later

Gets in shower to think Gets out an hour later  Aspie Wolf

Parents leave house for weekend Come home from college to hide from other humans.

Parents leave house for weekend Come home from college to hide from other humans.  Aspie Wolf

Who are you? I don't really care about your name. Tell me your function here.

Who are you? I don't really care about your name. Tell me your function here.  Aspie Wolf
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