Bad Joke Eel

Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand store.

Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand store.  Bad Joke Eel

How do you identify a male bald eagle? His feathers are combed over to one side.

How do you identify a male bald eagle? His feathers are combed over to one side.  Bad Joke Eel

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

How do you keep a moron in suspense?   Bad Joke Eel

HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR? Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass

HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR? Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass  Bad Joke Eel

Oh you play the bass? I know a few songs on the trout

Oh you play the bass? I know a few songs on the trout  Bad Joke Eel

if a redhead works at a bakery does that make him a ginger bread man?

if a redhead works at a bakery  does that make him a ginger bread man?  Bad Joke Eel

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic Now its syncing

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic Now its syncing  Bad Joke Eel

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because he found it soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because he found it soda pressing.   Bad Joke Eel

I don't play Qatar ... or Dubai?

I don't play Qatar ... or Dubai?   Bad Joke Eel

what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta!!

what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta!!  Bad Joke Eel
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