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what do you call a pretty woman on the arm of a banjo player? a tattoo

what do you call a pretty woman on the arm of a banjo player? a tattoo Bad Joke Eel
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how do cats stop walking? they use their pause

how do cats stop walking? they use their pause Bad Joke Eel
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why did the inches follow the yardstick? because he was their ruler

why did the inches follow the yardstick? because he was their ruler Bad Joke Eel
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What happens to a sycamore tree when you give it an aspirin? it's syca-no-more

What happens to a sycamore tree when you give it an aspirin? it's syca-no-more Bad Joke Eel
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amirite guys?

amirite guys? Bad Joke Eel
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Alcohol and Calculus don't mix... Don't drink and derive

Alcohol and Calculus don't mix... Don't drink and derive Bad Joke Eel
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Why can't the pterodactyl pee? Because the p is silent

Why can't the pterodactyl pee? Because the p is silent Bad Joke Eel
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Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad? His mummy.

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad? His mummy. Bad Joke Eel
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why was the amish girl excommunicated? too mennonite

why was the amish girl excommunicated? too mennonite Bad Joke Eel
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Who won the race between the two shoes? neither it was a tie

Who won the race between the two shoes? neither it was a tie Bad Joke Eel
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