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how do cats stop walking? they use their pause

how do cats stop walking? they use their pause  Bad Joke Eel

what do you call a pretty woman on the arm of a banjo player? a tattoo

what do you call a pretty woman on the arm of a banjo player? a tattoo  Bad Joke Eel

amirite guys?

 amirite guys?  Bad Joke Eel

What happens to a sycamore tree when you give it an aspirin? it's syca-no-more

What happens to a sycamore tree when you give it an aspirin? it's syca-no-more  Bad Joke Eel

Alcohol and Calculus don't mix... Don't drink and derive

Alcohol and Calculus don't mix... Don't drink and derive  Bad Joke Eel

why did the inches follow the yardstick? because he was their ruler

why did the inches follow the yardstick? because he was their ruler  Bad Joke Eel

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing he just waved

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing he just waved  Bad Joke Eel

How did the tree and the fungus come together? because they had a lichen to each other

How did the tree and the fungus come together? because they had a lichen to each other  Bad Joke Eel

What did one clam say to the other clam who wouldn't share? Stop being shellfish!

What did one clam say to the other clam who wouldn't share? Stop being shellfish!  Bad Joke Eel

Why did little Johnny drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why did little Johnny drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus  Bad Joke Eel
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