Bad Joke Eel

A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was *that* all about?"

A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says,

I feel bad for uranus it's the butt of all plant jokes

I feel bad for uranus it's the butt of all plant jokes  Bad Joke Eel

what's the bra's cup size of a really hot programmer chick? C++

what's the bra's cup size of a really hot programmer chick? C++  Bad Joke Eel

What did the essay say to the paragraph? Yo hombre, you're too short to roll with us

What did the essay say to the paragraph? Yo hombre, you're too short to roll with us  Bad Joke Eel

Due to low salary, it resulted in a strike

Due to low salary, it resulted in a strike  Bad Joke Eel

Saturday night fever Turns out it can be fatal

Saturday night fever Turns out it can be fatal  Bad Joke Eel

Subaru went under water It's a SCUBA-ru

Subaru went under water It's a SCUBA-ru  Bad Joke Eel

Never marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them

Never marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them  Bad Joke Eel

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HOLY SHIT THE TINYURL IS TUBGIRL?!?!?!

HOLY SHIT THE TINYURL IS TUBGIRL?!?!?!  Bad Joke Eel
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