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If the owl is the bird of wisdom and the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of love...? the swallow

If the owl is the bird of wisdom and the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of love...?  the swallow  Bad Joke Eel

So I said to Oscar "You should of blackened her up with some shoe polish, you would have got away with it" then I thought "why would he have shoe polish?"

So I said to Oscar

If your nose runs and your feet smell. you're built upside down.

If your nose runs and your feet smell. you're built upside down.  Bad Joke Eel

Next time you get mad that the alphabet got put into math, remember You can't function without variables

Next time you get mad that the alphabet got put into math, remember You can't function without variables  Bad Joke Eel

Why couldn't the asian become president? No one would help him with his, "erection."

Why couldn't the asian become president? No one would help him with his,

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce Caption 3 goes here

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce Caption 3 goes here  Bad Joke Eel

a friend of mine claims to be an anesthesiologist for objects but I suppose that could mean a number of things

a friend of mine claims to be an anesthesiologist for objects but I suppose that could mean a number of things  Bad Joke Eel

A teenager is pregnant "OMG, My mom will kill me"

A teenager is pregnant

I asked a Chinese man what was up his ass the other day He said "you"

I asked a Chinese man what was up his ass the other day He said

people say the first mile is the hardest the last mile is a killer

people say the first mile is the hardest the last mile is a killer  Bad Joke Eel
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