Bad Pickup Line Donkey

if i said you had a nice body... would you still go to the gym? you should.

if i said you had a nice body... would you still go to the gym?  
you should.  Bad Pickup Line Donkey

Can I borrow a quarter? Thanks. You'll never see that quarter again, idiot.

Can I borrow a quarter? Thanks. You'll never see that quarter again, idiot.  Bad Pickup Line Donkey

Hey, are your feet tired? Because those shoes look like you can barely fit your big feet in them

Hey, are your feet tired? Because those shoes look like you can barely fit your big feet in them  Bad Pickup Line Donkey

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? Good, because I just bought it from New egg

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? Good, because I just bought it from New egg  Bad Pickup Line Donkey

It's a good thing I have my library card... because i am not going to return you.

It's a good thing I have my library card... because i am not going to return you.  Bad Pickup Line Donkey

Great legs. are they open 24 hours?

Great legs. are they open 24 hours?    Bad Pickup Line Donkey

You must be an angel Because I think you have wings on Caption 3 goes here

You must be an angel Because I think you have wings on Caption 3 goes here  Bad Pickup Line Donkey

Are you a masseuse? how many roses?

Are you a masseuse? how many roses?  Bad Pickup Line Donkey
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