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Bad Santa

I asked where his sleigh was. He said, "my van's out back."

I asked where his sleigh was. He said,
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all i want for christmas blow job

all i want for christmas blow job Bad Santa
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i took a shit down your chimney

i took a shit down your chimney Bad Santa
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Lunch break midget tossing

Lunch break midget tossing Bad Santa
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if you sing one more christmas song I'll fuck you up

if you sing one more christmas song I'll fuck you up Bad Santa
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I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches? Bad Santa
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I asked how he fit down the chimney. He said, "I'm good at squeezing into tight places"

I asked how he fit down the chimney. He said,
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Your name is Thurman Merman?

Your name is Thurman Merman? Bad Santa
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"I'm one of santa's helpers." helps himself
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I asked for thomas the tank engine He said, "how about a fleshlight instead?"

I asked for thomas the tank engine He said,
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