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don't go to india

don't go to india  BadBadMallard

You can't turn a whore Into a housewife.

You can't turn a whore Into a housewife.  BadBadMallard

Want to make your ex-boyfriend jealous? Send him some naked pictures of yourself

Want to make your ex-boyfriend jealous? Send him some naked pictures of yourself  BadBadMallard

Pay for gas with cash when you can even if there isn't a sign saying paying cash is cheaper, it usually is about 10 cents cheaper

Pay for gas with cash when you can even if there isn't a sign saying paying cash is cheaper, it usually is about 10 cents cheaper  BadBadMallard

Have greasy hands after a meal? Wash the dishes. The detergent will wash the grease off.

Have greasy hands after a meal? Wash the dishes. The detergent will wash the grease off.  BadBadMallard

Trying to get more girls at your party? Just invite some girls.

Trying to get more girls at your party? Just invite some girls.  BadBadMallard

Do you ever feel super cold all over your body? Run your wrists under some hot water to help raise your body temperature.

Do you ever feel super cold all over your body? Run your wrists under some hot water to help raise your body temperature.  BadBadMallard

The best safe word is "tarantula" Because no matter what you're doing, when you hear "tarantula" you stop immediately

The best safe word is

Avoid the hangover after drinking By eating bread and drinking a glass of milk before bed

Avoid the hangover after drinking By eating bread and drinking a glass of milk before bed  BadBadMallard

Dominoe's pizza is actually better cold

Dominoe's pizza is actually better  cold    BadBadMallard
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