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Blu-tack moulded into the shape of a tongue Feels exactly like a tongue

Blu-tack moulded into the shape of a tongue Feels exactly like a tongue  BadBadMallard

Stale bread? Give it to me

Stale bread? Give it to me  BadBadMallard

Everything will be okay in the end If its not okay, its not the end

Everything will be okay in the end If its not okay, its not the end  BadBadMallard

When it is time to file taxes, and you do not have enough money to pay for all your taxes FILE AN EXTENSION

When it is time to file taxes, and you do not have enough money to pay for all your taxes FILE AN EXTENSION  BadBadMallard

Here's the thing, definitely don't rescue a shelter dog unless you are willing and able to make a commitment to that dog for the rest of its life. Don't adopt a dog because you want an excuse to stay in, or an "in" with girls, or whatever else. Dogs are t

Here's the thing, definitely don't rescue a shelter dog unless you are willing and able to make a commitment to that dog for the rest of its life. Don't adopt a dog because you want an excuse to stay in, or an

Any advice given by advice mallard Is actually terrible advice

Any advice given by advice mallard Is actually terrible advice  BadBadMallard

if none of your posts are very successful try throwing in some self-degradation

if none of your posts are very successful try throwing in some self-degradation  BadBadMallard

European? set all your electronic devices to english. It will help you keep up with it.

European? set all your electronic devices to english. It will help you keep up with it.  BadBadMallard

Moved to a new city for a job and don't know anyone? wear an old shirt where you went to college to the gym or dog park. easiest conversation starter ever.

Moved to a new city for a job and don't know anyone? wear an old shirt where you went to college to the gym or dog park.  easiest conversation starter ever.  BadBadMallard

Worried about not lasting as long as your lady partner? When masterbating, force yourself to continue for 15+ minutes after cumming. Your dick will learn to stay hard after your first orgasm.

Worried about not lasting as long as your lady partner? When masterbating, force yourself to continue for 15+ minutes after cumming. Your dick will learn to stay hard after your first orgasm.  BadBadMallard
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