Captain kitteh

Turn off all electronic devices RIGHT meow

Turn off all electronic devices RIGHT meow  Captain kitteh

Welcome to the internet I'll be your guide

Welcome to the internet I'll be your guide  Captain kitteh

I only regret that I have but nine lives to lose for my country

I only regret that I have but nine lives to lose for my country  Captain kitteh

Where is the Poopdeck?

Where is  the Poopdeck?  Captain kitteh

The ships going down!?! You got to be Kitten me!

The ships going down!?! You got to be Kitten me!  Captain kitteh

we may experience some slight purrbulence up ahead im getting a tummy rub

we may experience some slight purrbulence up ahead im getting a tummy rub  Captain kitteh

And for your safety No throwing jingly toys down the aisle.

And for your safety No throwing jingly toys down the aisle.   Captain kitteh

Lives in box and dresses like a crazy person Got into Auburn

Lives in box and dresses like a crazy person Got into Auburn  Captain kitteh

please remain seated until I'm done sitting in your lap

please remain seated until I'm done sitting in your lap  Captain kitteh

Your post has reached its cruising altitude of about 6 downvotes

Your post has reached its cruising altitude of about 6 downvotes               Captain kitteh
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