Condescending Wonka

Owns the largest candy factory Invites kids to take tour for free

Owns the largest candy factory Invites kids to take tour for free  Condescending Wonka

Oh you work in an innovation center tell me more about droid pros

Oh you work in an innovation center  tell me more about droid pros  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're graduating community college? I went to real college.

Oh you're graduating community college? I went to real college.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have gotten an acceptance? Tell me more about your misfortune

Oh you have gotten an acceptance? Tell me more about your misfortune  Condescending Wonka

oh you had sex last night how did it feel

oh you had sex last night how did it feel  Condescending Wonka

so disney bought starwars? man they are going to fuck up that movie worse than mine.

so disney bought starwars? man they are going to fuck up that movie worse than mine.  Condescending Wonka

Tebow Opts out of Wildcat Package? Tell me more about how he has control of his future

Tebow Opts out of Wildcat Package? Tell me more about how he has control of his future  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're banning women from wearing mini skirts and low rise jeans? Please, go on about how this will prevent sexual assault in your country.

Oh, you're banning women from wearing mini skirts and low rise jeans? Please, go on about how this will prevent sexual assault in your country.  Condescending Wonka

I see that you play Fantasy sports; please, tell me what a nerd i am.

I see that you play Fantasy sports; please, tell me 
what a nerd i am.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you have an Ivy League Degree? But you still can't pick up after yourself?

Oh, so you have an Ivy League Degree? But you still can't pick up after yourself?  Condescending Wonka
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