Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hate how guys stare at your chest? That low-cut top hides your giant fake tits so well

Oh, you hate how guys stare at your chest? That low-cut top hides your giant fake tits so well  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a college student? please fill me with wisdom from your comprehensive life experience

Oh, you're a college student? please fill me with wisdom from your comprehensive life experience  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a hardcore gamer? Please, tell me more about your facebook games.

Oh, you're a hardcore gamer? Please, tell me more about your facebook games.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you only get your news from Aljazeera. Please tell me, again, how cultured and worldly your are.

Oh, you only get your news from Aljazeera. Please tell me, again, how cultured and worldly your are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you watched 10 minutes of the first debate for school? you must know everything about politics!

Oh, you watched 10 minutes of the first debate for school? you must know everything about politics!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you voted today that must have felt so liberating

Oh, you voted today that must have felt so liberating  Condescending Wonka

I see you've made a facebook status to protect your property rights Let me know how that works out for you

I see you've made a facebook status to protect your property rights Let me know how that works out for you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a freelance tattoo artist? That's a cute way of saying you're unemployed

Oh, you're a freelance tattoo artist? That's a cute way of saying you're unemployed  Condescending Wonka

Oh,you like The Wonder Years, The Story So Far, and Pizza Tell me how pop punk you are

Oh,you like The Wonder Years, The Story So Far, and Pizza Tell me how pop punk you are  Condescending Wonka

You can't dodge Nidalee spears RETARDS

You can't dodge Nidalee spears RETARDS  Condescending Wonka
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