Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're from Boston? That's nice, why don't you tell me what suburb outside of Boston you're actually from

Oh, you're from Boston? That's nice, why don't you tell me what suburb outside of Boston you're actually from  Condescending Wonka

You have 400$ cleats? You must be great at soccer

You have 400$ cleats? You must be great at soccer  Condescending Wonka

so this country is racist against mexicans? yet you paid a coyote 5 grand and walked across the desert for 3 days to get here?

so this country is racist against mexicans? yet you paid a coyote 5 grand and walked across the desert for 3 days to get here?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you plan on exercising 7 days a week to lose weight? Please tell me more about how that's always worked well for you.

Oh, you plan on exercising 7 days a week to lose weight? Please tell me more about how that's always worked well for you.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a struggling musician trying to gain popularity on YouTube? I'm sure your acoustic cover of "I'm Yours" will catapult you into superstardom.

Oh, you're a struggling musician trying to gain popularity on YouTube? I'm sure your acoustic cover of

Americorps VISTA? Please tell me more about how you're going to save the world

Americorps VISTA? Please tell me more about how you're going to save the world  Condescending Wonka

You were a supermodel at 15? Tell me more about how people teased you because of your appearance.

You were a supermodel at 15? Tell me more about how people teased you because of your appearance.   Condescending Wonka

woah! that was close. i almost gave a fuck.

woah! that was close. i almost gave a fuck.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you have tits? show me them.

oh, you have tits? show me them.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you studied arabic in college and think you know more than your MLI? Come talk to me after your 101...

Oh, you studied arabic in college and think you know more than your MLI? Come talk to me after your 101...  Condescending Wonka
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