Condescending Wonka

oh you do parkour it must take a lot of athletic effort to jump over chairs

oh you do parkour it must take a lot of athletic effort to jump over chairs  Condescending Wonka

I see you have your hazard lights on you must be in need of roadside assistance

I see you have your hazard lights on you must be in need of roadside assistance  Condescending Wonka

You drink diet coke? You must be so serious about losing weight.

You drink diet coke? You must be so serious about losing weight.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you like to play the martyr? Funny, most martyrs die, but you're still here...

Oh you like to play the martyr? Funny, most martyrs die, but you're still here...  Condescending Wonka

Sees video on kony you're going to do so much to help

Sees video on kony you're going to do so much to help  Condescending Wonka

Your great great grandfather was born in italy Tell me more how italian you are

Your great great grandfather was born in italy Tell me more how italian you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play the cello? Please play that song from the diamond commercial!!

Oh, you play the cello? Please play that song from the diamond commercial!!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, something wrong happened in your neighborhood? Why don't you generalize and tell reddit all about it

Oh, something wrong happened in your neighborhood? Why don't you generalize and tell reddit all about it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a broke Republican college student? Tell me ALL about your dad's opinions

Oh, you're a broke Republican college student? Tell me ALL about your dad's opinions  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've read the catcher in the rye? Please grace me with your superior literary taste

Oh, you've read the catcher in the rye? Please grace me with your superior literary taste  Condescending Wonka
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