Condescending Wonka

You don't watch the jersey shore? Please, tell me about the quality programming you watch

You  don't watch the jersey shore?

 Please, tell me about the quality programming you watch  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear Sperrys? It must be difficult parking your boat between classes.

Oh, you wear Sperrys? It must be difficult parking your boat between classes.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you eat at CUB? Do they know the definition of the word "meal"?

Oh, you eat at CUB? Do they know the definition of the word

Yeah she's mad

Yeah she's mad   Condescending Wonka

You're having another energy drink? You must accomplish so much with all that energy

You're having another energy drink? You must accomplish so much with all that energy  Condescending Wonka

Oh you just found out that God doesn't exist? Tell me more about r/circlejerk

Oh you just found out that God doesn't exist? Tell me more about r/circlejerk  Condescending Wonka

So the boosted scion tc got spanked by a nissan last night. What color was it do tell me?

So the boosted scion tc got spanked by a nissan  last night. What color was it do tell me?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're playing Starcraft 2 everyday ? Please tell me how good you are.

Oh, so you're playing Starcraft 2 everyday ? Please tell me how good you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love Mars Hill? You must love reading things out of context

Oh,  you love Mars Hill? You must love reading things out of context  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've been to California once? Please, tell me everything about it like you've lived there all your life

Oh, you've been to California once? Please, tell me everything about it like you've lived there all your life  Condescending Wonka
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