Condescending Wonka

Oh you want to talk about me in Mandarin on the bus? Please tell me more about how annoying I am as an American.

Oh you want to talk about me in Mandarin on the bus? Please tell me more about how annoying I am as an American.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you own a pair of dr. Dre beats? you must know a lot about audio quality.

Oh, you own a pair of dr. Dre beats? you must know a lot about audio quality.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must go on so many adventures

Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must go on so many adventures  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 20 and can eat anything without gaining weight? That will probably last forever.

Oh, you're 20 and can eat anything without gaining weight? That will probably last forever.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you lost your union-backed manufacturing job that paid $25+/hour to turn a screw and now refuse to work because no one pays enough? please tell me more about how the kids today are spoiled and should take what they can get in the job market.

Oh, you lost your union-backed manufacturing job that paid $25+/hour to turn a screw and now refuse to work because no one pays enough? please tell me more about how the kids today are spoiled and should take what they can get in the job market.  Condescending Wonka

It's so hard being a broke college student? The blues must sound so good through your $300 headphones.

It's so hard being a broke college student?
 The blues must sound so good through your $300 headphones.  Condescending Wonka

You're the CEO of "g3t m0ney corporation" You're really doing well for yourself

You're the CEO of

Oh, You just graduated? I want a Number 1 with extra pickles

Oh, You just graduated? I want a Number 1 with extra pickles  Condescending Wonka

so, you say our bodies being made from atoms in star dust is "not true" and "stupid"? please enlighten me with more of your clearly advanced knowledge of astronomy and physics!

so, you say our bodies being made from atoms in star dust is
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