Condescending Wonka

Oh you've been single for 8 months? that must be so hard.

Oh you've been single for 8 months? that must be so hard.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a big muffler? Your civic must be so fast.

Oh you have a big muffler? Your civic must be so fast.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you deactivated your Facebook account? You must be so focused and free from distractions now

Oh, you deactivated your Facebook account? You must be so focused and free from distractions now  Condescending Wonka

Nice tapout shirt I bet youve kicked so many asses

Nice tapout shirt I bet youve kicked so many asses  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Whitney Houston died? Tell me all about how you've always been a huge fan

Oh, Whitney Houston died? Tell me all about how you've always been a huge fan  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like going down on your partner? You must be the greatest lover in the world.

Oh, you like going down on your partner? You must be the greatest lover in the world.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are 25 and still on your parents healthcare Insurance? Please tell me again how much you hate obamacare

Oh, you are 25 and still on your parents healthcare Insurance? Please tell me again how much you hate obamacare  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have an army of little people? How original

Oh, you have an army of little people? How original    Condescending Wonka

YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN DIVINITY? COOL. I HAVE A PhD IN SANTA CLAUS.

YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN DIVINITY? COOL. I HAVE A PhD IN SANTA CLAUS.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you beat me to that red light? You must really feel good about passing me.

Oh, you beat me to that red light? You must really feel good about passing me.  Condescending Wonka
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