Confession Bear

Whenever my girlfriend shows me something funny from the internet I pretend I haven't already seen it on imgur so she doesn't feel bad

Whenever my girlfriend shows me something funny from the internet I pretend I haven't already seen it on imgur so she doesn't feel bad  Confession Bear

I keep calling my boyfriend my fiance so people don't judge me for moving away with him

I keep calling my boyfriend my fiance so people don't judge me for moving away with him  Confession Bear

Suck a dick

 Suck a dick  Confession Bear

I rarely put USB cables in the wrong way around. They have little labels and are very clearly asymmetrical

I rarely put USB cables in the wrong way around. They have little labels and are very clearly asymmetrical  Confession Bear

Most times even when I find a post extremely funny or interesting I still don't even take the time to upvote it

Most times even when I find a post extremely funny or interesting I still don't even take the time to upvote it  Confession Bear

When I am shopping online and part of an object's description says "best seller" I automatically assume it's the opposite, and DON'T want to buy it

When I am shopping online and part of an object's description says

my boss died helped the killer bury him

my boss died helped the killer bury him  Confession Bear

I hope we have no customers so I have less work to do

I hope we have no customers so I have less work to do  Confession Bear

I think that browsing user submitted is just as funny, if not better than browsing on the gallery

I think that browsing user submitted  is just as funny, if not better than browsing on the gallery  Confession Bear

I tell everyone I was in the army, but never went over seas. I have. I've killed a lot of people, and it really fucks with my mind most of the time.

I tell everyone I was in the army, but never went over seas.  I have. I've killed a lot of people, and it really fucks with my mind most of the time.    Confession Bear
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