Confession Bear

The main reason I want a girlfriend is so she can help me buy some decent clothes

The main reason I want a girlfriend is so she can help me buy some decent clothes  Confession Bear

i hope my friends get drunk soon so i get free drinks

i hope my friends get drunk soon so i get free drinks  Confession Bear

When people ask me about a semi-obscure band i think is terrible i just lie and tell them that i've never hear of that band

When people ask me about a semi-obscure band i think is terrible i just lie and tell them that i've never hear of that band  Confession Bear

I'm actually an optimist Compared to most of Reddit

I'm actually an optimist Compared to most of Reddit  Confession Bear

If you don't own a computer I immediately assume you're a republican

If you don't own a computer I immediately assume you're a republican  Confession Bear

MY FRIENDS WENT AND GOT HIGH WITHOUT ME SO OUT OF SPITE I CAME AND PISSED IN THEIR BONG AND WATCHED THEM SMOKE OUT OF IT WHEN THEY RETURNED.

MY FRIENDS WENT AND GOT HIGH WITHOUT ME SO OUT OF SPITE I CAME AND PISSED IN THEIR BONG AND WATCHED THEM SMOKE OUT OF IT WHEN THEY RETURNED.  Confession Bear

I think there are far worse things than killing your sister's abusive meth addict boyfriend

I think there are far worse things  than killing your sister's abusive meth addict boyfriend  Confession Bear

I regularly take recreational drugs because I hate who I am and they change me into something better

I regularly take recreational drugs   because I hate who I am and they change me into something better  Confession Bear

I hate a lot of people that I know because they're happy

I hate a lot of people that I know because they're happy  Confession Bear

My first thought when hearing about the disaster in boston was "Oh no, those poor people," My second was, "I should sell of my natural gas stocks in case this was a gas line break."

My first thought when hearing about the disaster in boston was
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