Confession Bear

If you wear hipster glasses I automatically assume you are a douche

If you wear hipster glasses I automatically assume you are a douche  Confession Bear

My first thought when hearing about the disaster in boston was "Oh no, those poor people," My second was, "I should sell of my natural gas stocks in case this was a gas line break."

My first thought when hearing about the disaster in boston was

I misuse "you're" and "your" when I post comments online just to screw with all of the grammar Nazis.

I misuse

I'm subscribed to /r/golf And /r/nongolfers

I'm subscribed to /r/golf And /r/nongolfers  Confession Bear

I wiki'd "Hip Hop music" this morning on my mac book bigest white moment ever, had to memed

I wiki'd

I dont't wash my hands after I go to the bathroom.

I dont't wash my hands  after I go to the bathroom.  Confession Bear

My mom decided to take something I said out of context and started screaming at me I tightened every single jar in the house

My mom decided to take something I said out of context and started screaming at me  I tightened every single jar  in the house   Confession Bear

I think Chris Brown Is kind of a dick

I think Chris Brown Is kind of a dick  Confession Bear

I hide my food in my apartment when family and friends come over that way they always see no food and always bring food when they come over

I hide my food in my apartment when family and friends come over that way they always see no food and always bring food when they come over  Confession Bear

I hold back and lose the argument just because I don't want to lose the other person

I hold back and lose the argument just because I don't want to lose the other person  Confession Bear
Like us for More!