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When I order my steak well done and they bring it to me raw I don't send it back because I'm afraid they might spit on it.

When I order my steak well done and they bring it to me raw I don't send it back because I'm afraid they might spit on it. Confession Bear
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I TELL MY FIANCEE I HATE WATCHING PSYCH BECAUSE ITS LAME, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF A GIRLFRIEND I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR.

I TELL MY FIANCEE I HATE WATCHING PSYCH BECAUSE ITS LAME, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF A GIRLFRIEND I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR. Confession Bear
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If you call The Beatles a glorified boy band I automatically assume you're an idiot with bad taste in music

If you call The Beatles a glorified boy band I automatically assume you're an idiot with bad taste in music Confession Bear
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I just downloaded WRECK-IT RALPH So I can fap like a fiend to Vanellope von Schweetz

I just downloaded WRECK-IT RALPH So I can fap like a fiend to Vanellope von Schweetz Confession Bear
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I'm so impatient Sometimes I flush before I even finish pissing to save a few seconds.

I'm so impatient Sometimes I flush before I even finish pissing to save a few seconds. Confession Bear
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If you like dubstep and/or say "swag" I instantly assume you're a douchebag

If you like dubstep and/or say
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Sometimes my friends tell me I'm too skinny and that I should eat more. I always want to say, "You're too fat. You should stop."

Sometimes my friends tell me I'm too skinny and that I should eat more. I always want to say,
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I love my girlfriend but it still feels like I'm just killing time until I can get back with my ex

I love my girlfriend but it still feels like I'm just killing time until I can get back with my ex Confession Bear
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Was on r/nsfw, found picture of friend's girlfriend, who I hate. Fapped.

Was on r/nsfw, found picture of friend's girlfriend, who I hate. Fapped. Confession Bear
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MOM WAS A CODEPENDENT DRUG-ADDICT WHEN SHE OD'D WHILE I WAS A TEEN I WAS RELIEVED THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HER AS AN ADULT

MOM WAS A CODEPENDENT DRUG-ADDICT WHEN SHE OD'D WHILE I WAS A TEEN I WAS RELIEVED THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HER AS AN ADULT Confession Bear
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