Confession Bear

I blame women's rights for the decrease in chivalry

I blame women's rights for the decrease in chivalry  Confession Bear

I MISS MY EX GIRLFRIENDS DOG MORE THAN I MISS MY EX GIRLFRIEND

I MISS MY EX GIRLFRIENDS DOG MORE THAN I MISS MY EX GIRLFRIEND  Confession Bear

Been dating my boyfriend for over 3 years and our friends think we're perfect together but he is impotent and I've been sleeping with his best friend

Been dating my boyfriend for over 3 years and our friends think we're perfect together but he is impotent and I've been sleeping with his best friend  Confession Bear

My friend can be an asshole and has anxiety riding in cars I occasionally drive over rumble strips when he's sleeping

My friend can be an asshole and has anxiety riding in cars I occasionally drive over rumble strips when he's sleeping   Confession Bear

I aced my Art History final exam. because I printed out a description of every work of art and the corresponding artist on a 3" x 3" piece of paper with 5 point color-coded font and hid it under my hand

I aced my Art History final exam. because I printed out a description of every work of art and the corresponding artist on a 3

I save my birthday card from my grandma each year So if she dies, I'll have a memento from her.

I save my birthday card from my grandma each year So if she dies, I'll have a memento from her.  Confession Bear

My old roommate thought it was awesome to steal bikes and stuff out of cars LIttle did he know that every morning before I showered, I rubbed his toothbrush and iphone headphones on my dick and balls

My old roommate thought it was awesome to steal bikes and stuff out of cars LIttle did he know that every morning before I showered, I rubbed his toothbrush and iphone headphones on my dick and balls  Confession Bear

I'm too chicken to break up with my girlfriend so I act like a dick in the hope that she'll dump me

I'm too chicken to break up with my girlfriend so I act like a dick in the hope that she'll dump me  Confession Bear

I trust less people because of this meme

I trust less people because of this meme  Confession Bear

I got sick and accidentally took a watery shit in my roommate's bed and he still thinks the stain is somehow his fault

I got sick and accidentally took a watery shit in my roommate's bed and he still thinks the stain is somehow his fault  Confession Bear
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