Confession Bear

The Walking Dead is a terrible show.

 The Walking Dead is a terrible show.  Confession Bear

I've lived in my house for three years And I still don't know which switch goes to which light

I've lived in my house for three years And I still don't know which switch goes to which light  Confession Bear

If you're a transplant who has only ever lived in Manhattan I assume you're spoiled and don't know the value of money.

If you're a transplant who has only ever lived in Manhattan I assume you're spoiled and don't know the value of money.  Confession Bear

At night I drive around downtown without my seatbelt Hoping to get hit by a drunk driver and die

At night I drive around downtown without my seatbelt Hoping to get hit by a drunk driver and die  Confession Bear

I frequently leave my house so my roommate doesnt ask for cigs

I frequently leave my house  so my roommate doesnt ask for cigs   Confession Bear

I Drive slower when going over a 4-lane hill so that people pass me because i know theres a cop on the other side and i want to watch them get pulled over

I Drive slower when going over a 4-lane hill so that people pass me because i know theres a cop on the other side and i want to watch them get pulled over  Confession Bear

I used to have a roommate that was deaf in his right ear Other roommate and I played the fuck you game where we sit on his right side and see who can say "Fuck you" without being caught

I used to have a roommate that was deaf in his right ear Other roommate and I played the fuck you game where we sit on his right side and see who can say

My ex kept sending me pictures of her and her new boyfriend just to mess with me so i posted all of her sexy pictures, contact information, and personal information to /b/ and they ruined her life.

My ex kept sending me pictures of her and her new boyfriend just to mess with me so i posted all of her sexy pictures, contact information, and personal information to /b/ and they ruined her life.  Confession Bear

People think I have interesting things to say Because I'm famous and play intelligent roles

People think I have interesting things to say Because I'm famous and play intelligent roles  Confession Bear

In 2nd grade, I threw a rock at a bully's head then stomped his balls when he fell down. When we got to high school, the whole school made fun of him for being impotent.

In 2nd grade, I threw a rock at a bully's head then stomped his balls when he fell down. When we got to high school, the whole school made fun of him for being impotent.  Confession Bear
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