Confession Bear

Once, I got into a big fight with an ex, and I pissed in her bottle of shampoo.

Once, I got into a big fight with an ex, and I pissed in her bottle of shampoo.  Confession Bear

I went to Lending Tree to inquire about refinancing my house just so a bunch of mortgage officers would call and leave me voicemails

I went to Lending Tree to inquire about refinancing my house just so a bunch of mortgage officers would call and leave me voicemails  Confession Bear

I'M ONLY STAYING WITH MY VERBALLY ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS AND BROTHER MORE THAN HIM

I'M ONLY STAYING WITH MY VERBALLY ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND  BECAUSE I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS AND BROTHER MORE THAN HIM  Confession Bear

I LIVE IN A SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS PROGRESSIVE CITY I CAN'T CALL OUT BIGOTS AND BIBLE THUMPERS ON THEIR SHIT

I LIVE IN A SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS PROGRESSIVE CITY I CAN'T CALL OUT BIGOTS AND BIBLE THUMPERS ON THEIR SHIT  Confession Bear

I keep XXXL condoms in my wallet. When I take a girl out for dinner, I make sure to flash them when I take out my wallet to pay. I actually have a small penis.

I keep XXXL condoms in my wallet. When I take a girl out for dinner, I make sure to flash them when I take out my wallet to pay. I actually have a small penis.  Confession Bear

I find it sick that people post pictures of friends/family that died for karma

I find it sick  that people post pictures of  friends/family that died for karma  Confession Bear

I usually upvote and downvote based on actual Reddiquette And get pissed to no end when I see people that are clearly relevant get downvoted for unpopular opinions

I usually upvote and downvote based on actual Reddiquette And get pissed to no end when I see people that are clearly relevant get downvoted for unpopular opinions  Confession Bear

I am so awesome and rich and smart I physically can't speak without bragging

I am so awesome and rich and smart I physically can't speak without bragging  Confession Bear

I behave In a socially accepted manner

I behave In a socially accepted manner  Confession Bear

I'VE BROWSED FROM THE FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT FOR SO LONG I STARTED TO SEE POSTS WITH POINTS IN THE NEGATIVE

I'VE BROWSED FROM THE FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT FOR SO LONG I STARTED TO SEE POSTS WITH POINTS IN THE NEGATIVE  Confession Bear
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