Confession Bear

I use big complicated words while fighting with my boyfriend Because I know he wont understand and it will shut him up faster.

I use big complicated words while fighting with my boyfriend Because I know he wont understand and it will shut him up faster.  Confession Bear

I secretly wish my best friends would break up with their SO's So I have people to hang out with again.

I secretly wish my best friends would break up with their SO's So I have people to hang out with again.   Confession Bear

A human wrestled me for some sandwiches I threw the fight because he looked really hungry

A human wrestled me for some sandwiches I threw the fight because he looked really hungry  Confession Bear

I saw it I didn't shit bricks

I saw it I didn't shit bricks  Confession Bear

I Go to church with my parents Cause I know they'd kick me out if i told them im an atheist

I Go to church with my parents  Cause I know they'd kick me out if i told them im an atheist  Confession Bear

I like when my black coworkers are off Because the office is much quieter

I like when my black coworkers are off Because the office is much quieter  Confession Bear

Just heard Westboro will be picketing funerals of the Boston marathon bomb victims I'm hoping there is a riot and every last one of those fuckers are killed

Just heard Westboro will be picketing funerals of the Boston marathon bomb victims I'm hoping there is a riot and every last one of those fuckers are killed  Confession Bear

I'm a successful female scientist and feminist All I want in the world is to get married and have kids

I'm a successful female scientist and feminist All I want in the world is to get married and have kids  Confession Bear

When playing online shooters I let my friends rush in first so I know where the bad guys are when they die

When playing online shooters I let my friends rush in first so I know where the bad guys are when they die  Confession Bear

The only reason I haven't killed anyone yet is because I don't think I could get away with it

The only reason I haven't killed anyone yet is because I don't think I could get away with it  Confession Bear
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