Confession Bear

I tell dumb people I don't know how to do something because its too difficult to explain it to them

I tell dumb people I don't know how to do something because its too difficult to explain it to them  Confession Bear

I Actually Like Cool Ranch Doritos

I Actually Like Cool Ranch Doritos  Confession Bear

I pretend I don't speak Italian So I don't have to speak with my inlaws

I pretend I don't speak Italian So I don't have to speak with my inlaws  Confession Bear

I think capital punishment is more humane than life in prison

I think capital punishment is more humane than life in prison  Confession Bear

I'm Glad I was circumcised

I'm Glad I was circumcised  Confession Bear

Sometimes I ask a question on reddit that I could easily google Just so I can talk to people

Sometimes I ask a question on reddit that I could easily google Just so I can talk to people  Confession Bear

I give extra candy to kids with shitty parents...

I give extra candy to kids with shitty parents...    Confession Bear

If someone asks i tell them i was an only child in reality i outlived my brother and sister. i just can't stand getting sympathy.

If someone asks i tell them i was an only child in reality i outlived my brother and sister.    i just can't stand getting sympathy.  Confession Bear

At the first day of work, I told my manager I had a daughter but I really don't, and I take advantage of early releases, school delays, and staying home for a sick child.

At the first day of work, I told my manager I had a daughter but I really don't, and I take advantage of early releases, school delays, and staying home for a sick child.  Confession Bear

Step-dad walks into my life two years ago and has been a major asshole ever since I have been proudly shaving my ballsack with his razor ever since

Step-dad walks into my life two years ago and has been a major asshole ever since I have been proudly shaving my ballsack with his razor ever since  Confession Bear
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