Confession kid

I cried like hell the day my mother stopped taking me into the women's locker room at the pool

I cried like hell the day my mother stopped taking me into the women's locker room at the pool  Confession kid

As a kid, I read about British holidays, and thought "effigies" meant "lookalikes." so I felt sorry for any Englishman who looked like guy Fawkes, because I thought every year, authorities would find the best lookalike, and drag him away to burn him up.

As a kid, I read about British holidays, and thought

When I first signed up for reddit... I thought your cake day was your actual birthday so i waited til a few days before my birthday to sign up

When I first signed up for reddit... I thought your cake day was your actual birthday so i waited til a few days before my birthday to sign up  Confession kid

When I was a kid, i thought that I would get special treatment at Logan's Roadhouse because my name was Logan

When I was a kid, i thought that I would get special treatment at Logan's Roadhouse because my name was Logan  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... We went clam hunting at the ocean I stuck my penis out of my whitie-tighties and ran around telling everyone that I was a gaper clam

WHEN I WAS A KID... We went clam hunting at the ocean I stuck my penis out of my whitie-tighties and ran around telling everyone that I was a gaper clam    Confession kid

Used to think girls peed out of their butts With a little penis that was in there

Used to think girls peed out of their butts With a little penis that was in there  Confession kid

I just pinched to zoom... On a magazine article

I just pinched to zoom... On a magazine article  Confession kid

When I was a kid I asked my dad if you had to be black to play basketball

When I was a kid I asked my dad if you had to be black to play basketball  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought money laundering was literally putting dirty money into a washing machine

When I was a kid... I thought money laundering was literally putting dirty money into a washing machine  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I CALLED MY BLACK COUSINS "CHOCOLATE PEOPLE"

WHEN I WAS A KID I CALLED MY BLACK COUSINS
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