Confession kid

When I was little, I found a bloody tampon and thought it was dyanamite I lit the string on fire and threw it at strangers

When I was little, I found a bloody tampon and thought it was dyanamite I lit the string on fire and threw it at strangers  Confession kid

When I was a kid I asked my kindergarten teacher to marry me

When I was a kid I asked my kindergarten teacher to marry me  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... Me and my friend wanted ice cream but had no money, so we went door to door asking for donations to Leukemia and used it to buy ice cream.

WHEN I WAS A KID... Me and my friend wanted ice cream but had no money, so we went door to door asking for donations to Leukemia and used it to buy ice cream.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I saw a special child and said "Look Mommy, a monster!"

WHEN I WAS A KID I saw a special child and said

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the founding fathers came up with the alphabet and word definitions

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the founding fathers came up with the alphabet and word definitions  Confession kid

my friend showed me Jizzed in my pants so i showed it to my mom because i thought it was hilarious

my friend showed me Jizzed in my pants so i showed it to my mom because i thought it was hilarious  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought "Warez" sites were pronounced "War-Ez" and were required to be located in Mexico to host illegal downloads.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought being protestant and being a prostitute was the same thing.

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought being  protestant and being a prostitute was the same thing.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... Two older girls that i had a crush on wanted to practice kissing with me. I said "No, kissing is gross." Then tossed a worm at them.

WHEN I WAS A KID... Two older girls that i had a crush on wanted to practice kissing with me. I said

when i was a kid... I THOUGHT BEING AN ADULT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER

when i was a kid... I THOUGHT BEING AN ADULT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER  Confession kid
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