Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I put a dirty jockstrap over my mouth in the locker room and pretended i was a doctor

WHEN I WAS A KID... I put a dirty jockstrap over my mouth in the locker room and pretended i was a doctor  Confession kid

Mom told me grandma had shingles I thought she was just in pain from redoing her roof

Mom told me grandma had shingles I thought she was just in pain from redoing her roof  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought that Memorial Day was for buying new mattresses

When I was a kid... I thought that Memorial Day was for buying new mattresses  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I believed Pluto was a planet

WHEN I WAS A KID... I believed Pluto was a planet  Confession kid

When i was little my dad told me that breathing in tunnels was extremely bad luck I'd almost die of asphyxiation as my dad would slow down the car and pretend to hold his breath...

When i was little my dad told me that breathing in tunnels was extremely bad luck I'd almost die of asphyxiation as my dad would slow down the car and pretend to hold his breath...  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought KFC was just a catchy arrangement of 3 letters.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought KFC was just a catchy arrangement of 3 letters.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Indie music meant it was from India

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Indie music meant it was from India  Confession kid

I cried like hell the day my mother stopped taking me into the women's locker room at the pool

I cried like hell the day my mother stopped taking me into the women's locker room at the pool  Confession kid

As a kid, I read about British holidays, and thought "effigies" meant "lookalikes." so I felt sorry for any Englishman who looked like guy Fawkes, because I thought every year, authorities would find the best lookalike, and drag him away to burn him up.

As a kid, I read about British holidays, and thought

When I first signed up for reddit... I thought your cake day was your actual birthday so i waited til a few days before my birthday to sign up

When I first signed up for reddit... I thought your cake day was your actual birthday so i waited til a few days before my birthday to sign up  Confession kid
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