Confession kid

As a kid My mom asked me if her top made her look fat I said "yes."

As a kid My mom asked me if her top made her look fat I said

WHEN I WAS A KID... I USE TO THINK 9GAG WAS THE BEST WEBSITE EVER

WHEN I WAS A KID... I USE TO THINK 9GAG WAS THE BEST WEBSITE EVER  Confession kid

When I was a kid, I used to think the Salvation Army was a real branch of the military. And I planned on joining it.

When I was a kid, I used to think the Salvation Army was a real branch of the military. And I planned on joining it.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought employers would give me extra money for no other reason except them being a 'good guy'

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought employers would give me extra money for no other reason except them being a 'good guy'  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought black people had white freckles.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought black people had white freckles.  Confession kid

When i had the sex talk with my parents They told me animals had anal sex to reproduce. i only found out recently that most mammals have vaginas and I’m 26

When i had the sex talk with my parents They told me animals had anal sex to reproduce. i only found out recently that most mammals have vaginas and I’m 26  Confession kid

when I was a kid, I watched that Spongebob episode of where they're finally about to reveal the krabby patty formula 5 times because I thought my TV was just broken.

when I was a kid, I watched that Spongebob episode of where they're finally about to reveal the krabby patty formula 5 times because I thought my TV was just broken.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I believed in Jesus.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I believed in Jesus.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE, I liked to abbreviate everything I abbreviated beef jerky and said to my mom that I love BJ

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE, I liked to abbreviate everything I abbreviated beef jerky and said to my mom that I love BJ  Confession kid

When i was a kid my parents told me that watermelon seeds grow inside of you. i asked my parents if i could have a C-SECTION to get it out.

When i was a kid my parents told me that watermelon seeds grow inside of you. i asked my parents if i could have a C-SECTION to get it out.  Confession kid
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