Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID, MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ALL HAD MIDDLE NAMES. I asked my dad why I didn't. He told me that I did, and that it was "Gaylord". I told everyone in my class. I was 8.

WHEN I WAS A KID, MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ALL HAD MIDDLE NAMES. I asked my dad why I didn't. He told me that I did, and that it was

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my vagina was a pocket. I later had to have battleship game pieces extracted by a doctor

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my vagina was a pocket.  I later had to have battleship game pieces extracted by a doctor  Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought "horny" meant that they had horns So when my dad and I watched Star Wars together I told him how horny Darth Maul looked.

When I was a kid I thought

WHEN I WAS A KID... I caught my Mom being the tooth fairy. I thought she was the tooth fairy for the whole world.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I caught my Mom being the tooth fairy. I thought she was the tooth fairy for the whole world.  Confession kid

When women told me 5 minutes I thought they meant 5 minutes

When women told me 5 minutes I thought they meant 5 minutes  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought people who drove convertibles were poor and couldn't afford a roof

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought people who drove convertibles were poor and couldn't afford a roof  Confession kid

When I was a kid... Before I knew about sex, I became concerned about spontaneous pregnancy, and how I would care for a kid when I was 8 and jobless

When I was a kid... Before I knew about sex, I became concerned about spontaneous pregnancy, and how I would care for a kid when I was 8 and jobless  Confession kid

When i first discovered fapping i thought i invented it

When i first discovered fapping i thought i invented it  Confession kid

My dad would swear then say "excuse my french" one day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and i raised my hand

My dad would swear then say

When I was a kid i used to stretch out my nutsack and claim it was a flying squirrel as i ran around the house.

When I was a kid i used to stretch out my nutsack and claim it was a flying squirrel as i ran around the house.  Confession kid
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