Creepy Chris

"Happy Birthday MARUKAI!" "You came out of your mom's vagina today."

Hey dude look down here! Nutsack

Hey dude look down here! Nutsack  Creepy Chris

On your way out for a date? Don't forget the duct tape

On your way out for a date? Don't forget the duct tape  Creepy Chris

"i'm gonna go wash my hands before dinner." Takes a bubble bath

OH YOU JUST PUT LOTION ON? YOU'RE NOT GOING ANTWHERE

OH YOU JUST PUT LOTION ON? YOU'RE NOT GOING ANTWHERE  Creepy Chris

doesn't have money for a fleshlight makes one out of the housing of a Mag-Lite and a sponge

doesn't have money for a fleshlight makes one out of the housing of a Mag-Lite and a sponge  Creepy Chris

borrows your bike sniffs the seat

borrows your bike sniffs the seat  Creepy Chris

Popcorn $4, movie ticket $5, blemish cream $18.... stalking your one sided love interest's every last move....priceless

Popcorn $4, movie ticket $5, blemish cream $18.... stalking your one sided love interest's every last move....priceless  Creepy Chris

borrows your bike sniffs the seat

borrows your bike sniffs the seat  Creepy Chris

asks if he can babysit brings his camera

asks if he can babysit brings his camera  Creepy Chris
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