Domestic Violence Turtle

Stop drinking? We shell see about that!

Stop drinking? We shell see about that!  Domestic Violence Turtle

"...redditors wife.." the fuck you say??

whats black and blue your face in 5,4,3,2,1...

whats black and blue  your face in 5,4,3,2,1...  Domestic Violence Turtle

we've ran out of Chicken Dippers?!? Bitch you're gettin' da flippers!

we've ran out of Chicken Dippers?!? Bitch you're gettin' da  flippers!  Domestic Violence Turtle

Oh that's funny- I forgot that a nice afternoon meant bringing me for a walk, instead of bringing me... My beer

Oh that's funny- I forgot that a nice afternoon meant bringing me for a walk, instead of bringing me... My beer  Domestic Violence Turtle

what did four flippers say to the face? slap, slap, slap, slap!

what did four flippers say to the face? slap, slap, slap, slap!  Domestic Violence Turtle

DAmmit Bitch Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich

DAmmit Bitch Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich  Domestic Violence Turtle

POW!! Right in the Kisser!

POW!! Right in the Kisser!   Domestic Violence Turtle

One of these days Alice... Boom! POW! Straight to the moon

One of these days Alice... Boom! POW! Straight to the moon  Domestic Violence Turtle

SHUT UP AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH

SHUT UP AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH  Domestic Violence Turtle
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