Dos Equis man

I don't always urinate in public But when I do, I make sure to have an erection.

I don't always urinate in public But when I do, I make sure to have an erection.  Dos Equis man

I don't Often Come First... But when I do... I Fart Loudly and then fall immediately asleep.

I don't Often Come First... But when I do...
 I Fart Loudly and then fall immediately asleep.  Dos Equis man

I don't always fuck over my customers But when I do, I install rootkits on their computers, remove functionality from a product they already paid for, and store their personal data insecurely.

I don't always fuck over my customers But when I do, I install rootkits on their computers, remove functionality from a product they already paid for, and store their personal data insecurely.    Dos Equis man

I dont always ball so hard but when i do motherfuckers wanna fine me

I dont always ball so hard
but when i do motherfuckers wanna fine me  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch Adult Swim. But when I do, I am coming off psychedelics.

I don't always watch Adult Swim. But when I do, I am coming off psychedelics.   Dos Equis man

I don't always clean my room But when I do, I should probably be studying

I don't always clean my room But when I do, I should probably be studying  Dos Equis man

I don't always hate black people, but when i do, they have rims that are 28" or larger, aka 'hood niggas'

I don't always hate black people, but when i do, they have rims that are 28

i don't always post on facebook But when I do, it's epic

i don't always post on facebook But when I do, it's epic  Dos Equis man

I don't always name my pieces but when I do, I don't ask /r/trees for help

I don't always name my pieces but when I do, I don't ask /r/trees for help  Dos Equis man

I don't always have nasty farts BUT WHEN I DO, the whole world decides to visit me

I don't always have nasty farts BUT WHEN I DO, the whole world decides to visit me  Dos Equis man
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